HaRuKa-chan
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Post by HaRuKa-chan on May 14, 2007 4:32:48 GMT -5
One bright morning, in the middle of the night There were two dead men, who stood up to fight One was blind and the other one, could not see ... They even got a blind man as a referee.
Back to back, they were facing one another. They pulled out their swords and shot one another! Of you do not believe, that my lies are true, ask the blind man cuz he saw it too.
I made this poem so that you will see, What dreams can be, it's such a fantasy!
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puppybluze
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Miataru itsuka horeru deshou... (I hope to find my true love someday...)
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Post by puppybluze on May 18, 2007 6:15:30 GMT -5
Bleah!!!!! That's soo dumb! I heard Gica also sa that poem to me, when her dad recited it, it was hilarious! Anyway, here's my Ironic Poem: The Pink Table
Once there was a small boy that turned 3. On his birthday, his dad asked him what he wanted. "I want a pink table." said the boy. The dad said "No. I will get you a ball instead."
When the boy turned 13, the dad asked him "What do you want for your Birthday?" The boy replied "I want a pink table." "No." said the dad. "I will get you a gameboy instead."
When the boy, who was now a teenager turned 18, the dad asked him Once more. The boy again replied "I want a pink table." "Nonesense!" replied the dad. "I will buy you a laptop for your birthday."
Soon the boy graduated Collage. Again the dad asked the question. And again the boy replied "I want a pink table." The dad looked at him & shook his head. "No son. Instead I will buy you a new car."
The time came, & later on the boy married. The dad asked "What shall I give you this time?" The boy rolled his eyes & said "Dad, I want a pink table!" The father hashed him down & said "Now now son, let me treat you out to dinner instead."
The boy drove his dad in his new car to a restorant & had a great dinner. When they were done, the dad said "Drive me home son." And the son did so. When they arrived at the dad's house, the dad asked one last time "Son, tell me what you want & let me give it to you scince you treated me to such a nice dinner!" "Oh dad, all I want is a pink table..." "Son, a pink table is not fit for a man like you. Here's some money you can keep."
The son left for home, grudgingly... A few minuites later, an important call reached the dad, & he rushed over to the hospital. On his way home, the son had met a car accident & was dying. "Oh son, this is all my fault! Tell me your last request & I'll get it for you!" "Please dad, can I have my pink table?" the son asked, his voice as fragile as glass.
The dad said yes, & rushed to the store to buy his son's pink table. There was only a small pink table, the last one, but he was able to buy it. He ran to the hospital to give his child the object which he most desired, but when he came back... it was too late... The lesson of this story is: "If your child wants something, give it before it's too late! Who cares if they get spoiled, you'll spoil them anywayz right?
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Terri
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Post by Terri on May 18, 2007 20:21:23 GMT -5
that's seem really true cp! like it
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HaRuKa-chan
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Post by HaRuKa-chan on May 22, 2007 4:00:22 GMT -5
i know, my cuz told me that...except in a joke form and kinda different. and me and other cuzin kept thinking: WHY DOES HE WANT A PINK TABLE?!?! the mystery is still unsolved...
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summergal
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Post by summergal on May 25, 2007 0:24:14 GMT -5
Your right... It will remain a mystery for history. But you'll never know, maybe he was secretly GAY. WHAAAT! It was just a guess...
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HaRuKa-chan
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Post by HaRuKa-chan on May 25, 2007 1:45:38 GMT -5
Your right... It will remain a mystery for history. But you'll never know, maybe he was secretly GAY. WHAAAT! It was just a guess... hahaha!!! funneh!
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summergal
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Post by summergal on May 27, 2007 21:21:58 GMT -5
Thahnk yah daahhhling! Yah ahhl dohn't knohw how muhch thes me-ah-ns tah meh!
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HaRuKa-chan
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Post by HaRuKa-chan on May 28, 2007 4:40:28 GMT -5
lolz
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summergal
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Post by summergal on Aug 16, 2007 22:18:47 GMT -5
Keiz, then... I'll lock this already!
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